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Harold is someone that happens to people, like death.

His teeth stay clean, hair combed, managed; he is well kempt.

He wears nice shoes, and suits.

He has style- you can see it in his hats,

The many he would like to keep atop his head.

But never indoors, or in cars;

There exists no evidence his hats have wear.

He is persistent. He writes, though he does not author;

he does not deliberate on each word, sentence, paragraph, or page.

Is it remarkable, then, that Harold is successful?

After all,

All our things are built for Harold and Harold alone.